shower OF BASTARDS M.C.C.
si,              chairman.                        07969647255.  
   
steve,      vice chairman.               07925737340.

grant,      secretary.                     01925825795.

bry,           treasurer.                     07951593772.

bill,           events organizer.       07794790911.  
         
   come and meet the     
            bastards,

   every other sat,16.00 hrs,    
                      
  at the                          
       wigan road labour club,     
                    edna road,                     
                    leigh, wn7.
or contact a bastard. by phone or e'mail,
RULES & REGS: SHOWER OF BASTARDS MCC.

TO JOIN THE CLUB YOU MUST HAVE A BIKE OR TRIKE ON THE ROAD
AT THE TIME OF MEMBERSHIP.
NO BIKE OR TRIKE !!! NO JOIN.
MEMBERS SHOULD NOT USE THE CLUB TO SETTLE ANY PERSONAL
PROBLEMS THEY HAVE OUTSIDE THE CLUB. HOWEVER, ANY CLUB
MEMBERS FOUND BEING VICTIMISED BECAUSE THEY BELONG TO THE
SHOWER OF BASTARDS, WILL GET 100% BACK UP FROM THE CLUB.
ANY MEMBER WHO BRINGS THE CLUB NAME INTO DISREPUTE SHALL
BE STRIPPED OF THIER PATCH AND ASKED TO LEAVE. IN LESS SEVERE
CASES A 'BOLLOCKING' SHALL SUFFICE.
FINALLY,WE ARE ALL MATES HERE, WE DON'T SLAG EACH OTHER OFF
TO OTHER MEMBERS, NOR TELL STORIES, BULLSHIT, THIEVE, OR
OFFEND. SO IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A
BASTARD SUSPECT COME ON DOWN, ENJOY YOURSELVES, GET
PISSED AND LETS GET ON WITH IT.
STEVE BASTARD.
       VICE CHAIRMAN.
                          S.O.B.